1 00:00:12,572 --> 00:00:19,013 CRAZY ADVENTURE 2 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:23,232 MARIO GIROTTI (TERENCE HILL) 3 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,404 Translated by: MARIO SAMBOLEC 4 00:01:12,004 --> 00:01:14,903 FLORENCE, JULY 1944 5 00:01:19,878 --> 00:01:24,376 I see two tanks on Piazza della Signoria square. 6 00:01:24,766 --> 00:01:28,296 Porto-Vecchio is my next destination. Yes, Porto-Vecchio. 7 00:01:28,416 --> 00:01:31,234 Don't push yourself, Peter. Don't take unnecessary risks. 8 00:01:31,239 --> 00:01:35,505 I'll be back by dinner. I just want to see how things are on the ground. 9 00:01:35,510 --> 00:01:37,143 Alarm! Alarm! 10 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,107 What's that roaring, Fritz?! -Alarm. 11 00:01:39,127 --> 00:01:41,608 Can't it wait? Look, I'm playing cards now. 12 00:01:41,613 --> 00:01:45,433 An American plane was spotted in the sky. Alarm. - How now? 13 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:47,533 He couldn't wait another five minutes? 14 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:51,999 Let's leave everything as it is, so we will continue later. 15 00:01:52,142 --> 00:01:55,208 Get up! Didn't you hear the man? Devil's alert! 16 00:01:55,209 --> 00:01:57,178 Fritz! -That? 17 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,278 Go away! 18 00:02:07,106 --> 00:02:09,230 Alarm! 19 00:02:15,578 --> 00:02:18,905 The sausage maker hasn't been born yet who can knock down Peter Hawks! 20 00:02:19,253 --> 00:02:22,607 Today, man cannot can't even eat a hamburger in peace anymore. 21 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:27,074 Right, Fritz! A little more to the right! 22 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,665 Shoot up! To the sky! 23 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:43,956 Those �Vap sausages he will never learn to shoot. 24 00:02:49,156 --> 00:02:51,000 Well that's... 25 00:02:51,706 --> 00:02:53,779 Stop shooting. 26 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,903 What did you knock down? Look, it's a pheasant. - We can slide it later. 27 00:03:00,103 --> 00:03:01,903 Sabotage! 28 00:03:03,682 --> 00:03:06,100 Do you have coffee instead of brains?! 29 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:10,881 Give me that pheasant. It doesn't die you Russian front! To both of them! 30 00:03:10,981 --> 00:03:13,281 Hold on. Now it's up to you show how to shoot. 31 00:03:19,751 --> 00:03:24,200 Son of a bitch! He will love this! - Is there something wrong? 32 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,573 He hit my lunch. 33 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:36,710 Something is wrong. I have no control over the aircraft. 34 00:03:40,072 --> 00:03:44,400 Looks like they fixed the plane. I have no choice but to jump out. 35 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,272 Good luck to you. - Oh, thank you very much. 36 00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:02,487 Goodbye! 37 00:04:02,908 --> 00:04:05,480 Have you seen how it's done? -That. 38 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,622 He jumped out of the plane. - How come falling so slowly? - That's why he opened it 39 00:04:09,722 --> 00:04:11,522 parachute. - Ah, that's what it means. 40 00:04:11,602 --> 00:04:14,383 Kurt, I want you to catch that pilot. 41 00:04:14,659 --> 00:04:16,482 Heil Hitler! - Hail! 42 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,255 Heil. 43 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,679 What happened? - He fell from the sky like an Angel. 44 00:04:36,179 --> 00:04:37,679 Help him get out. 45 00:04:37,733 --> 00:04:41,154 Brother, who are you? - Major Peter Hawks, American pilot. 46 00:04:41,492 --> 00:04:45,685 My military number is 796967. 47 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,834 Can you give me some food? 48 00:04:49,954 --> 00:04:52,965 You can help yourself whatever name we have. 49 00:04:53,904 --> 00:04:55,955 Great! Great! 50 00:05:01,119 --> 00:05:02,908 Stop! 51 00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:05,343 Pig poop! 52 00:05:05,984 --> 00:05:09,483 My Mercedes is unique. Be more careful! 53 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:11,410 I will send you all to the Russian front! 54 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:14,939 Come on, let's catch that chick... Oh, come on get away! And you go out. 55 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:18,498 Hurry up! - I know, hurry up, hurry up. 56 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,804 Quick, drive on. 57 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:27,609 Let's go back. I'm already full of saboteurs! 58 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:32,071 Do you hear me, you idiot pig? Let's go back. My Mercedes needs to be cleaned. 59 00:05:32,171 --> 00:05:34,671 Come on, drive once more, you pig-faced idiot! 60 00:05:34,971 --> 00:05:36,671 Come on. Come on, people. 61 00:05:36,688 --> 00:05:39,733 What is he looking at? Find the bell. 62 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,693 What is he doing now? Can't find it? It's right under your nose. Come on, pull the strings 63 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:45,793 and ring the bell. 64 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,262 What is he doing now? - Nothing. 65 00:05:49,362 --> 00:05:51,662 How can I help you? -Now you will hear how. 66 00:05:51,733 --> 00:05:54,793 Give us the American pilot who you hide here, that's how. 67 00:05:54,798 --> 00:05:58,645 An American pilot? - Ah-ha. - You are in the wrong place. 68 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:03,145 Come on, come in! And you are gone! - But... 69 00:06:03,345 --> 00:06:05,245 This is God's house. 70 00:06:12,587 --> 00:06:15,590 Search everything thoroughly! - Let's go! 71 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:18,190 Don't they know it's war? 72 00:06:28,043 --> 00:06:29,959 Nothing! Let's move on. 73 00:06:30,254 --> 00:06:33,740 This looks like that some are tombs. 74 00:06:34,282 --> 00:06:36,952 Something is not right here. 75 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:40,161 Of course it looks like this as if they were old and solid graves, 76 00:06:40,281 --> 00:06:44,641 but maybe it's actually a place where the allied pigs are hiding. 77 00:06:44,761 --> 00:06:46,643 Fritz! - Here you go? 78 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:49,282 Check here. -Here? 79 00:06:57,758 --> 00:07:00,922 Let's see what we have here. It's white and made of silk... - Yes, yes. 80 00:07:01,202 --> 00:07:04,265 It must be a parachute. - Yes, yes. 81 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:07,583 Now we will check. 82 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:10,359 It must be a parachute. -Certainly. 83 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:13,480 There is something in him. 84 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:18,918 Stupid idiot! 85 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:23,331 This is the grave of our founder. He died in 1663. 86 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:27,552 Then it still holds up well. 87 00:07:28,071 --> 00:07:29,745 Come. 88 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,561 I apologize to you. 89 00:08:17,312 --> 00:08:20,494 Why is this ringing now? - It's time for lunch. 90 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:25,043 If you want, you can to join us. - No, thanks. 91 00:08:32,841 --> 00:08:37,802 Let's go, Fritz. Come on, we're done here. 92 00:08:37,873 --> 00:08:42,421 How did you know all that? I thought that we are done. - Ready? Not at all. 93 00:08:42,451 --> 00:08:45,484 I studied in my youth theology in Philadelphia. 94 00:08:45,513 --> 00:08:49,562 Fuck that American! They will probably hide him until the end of the war. 95 00:08:49,637 --> 00:08:52,881 All right, Fritz, drive! 96 00:08:54,141 --> 00:08:58,425 What is he doing again? I wish you had come back here! 97 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:02,594 What an idiot! I can't believe it! Only that fool can do this! 98 00:09:17,994 --> 00:09:19,774 Not? 99 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,305 I understand you want more, because you are so huge. 100 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:28,330 But you have to be grateful on that small portion. - Christmas. 101 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,585 Maybe he could go to Rita. 102 00:09:30,705 --> 00:09:33,262 That's right, Rita! He would surely eat his fill there. 103 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:35,149 You should go there. 104 00:09:35,238 --> 00:09:37,195 There is no dish that Rita does not know how to prepare. 105 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,900 Where is that Rita? 106 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:41,334 On the square Piazza della Signoria. 107 00:09:41,434 --> 00:09:43,934 Help me, Rita. How do you pronounce pheasant? 108 00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:46,434 If I'm not mistaken, it's a pheasant. 109 00:09:46,534 --> 00:09:49,034 Well, of course I thought so. - I told you! 110 00:09:49,198 --> 00:09:54,255 Rita, the pheasant is roasted. - Oh, great. 111 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Ugh, it's hot! 112 00:10:13,052 --> 00:10:16,740 Not even to think, Father! This is for the Germans. 113 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:20,327 She was a real aunt you give such a wonderful bird to the Germans. 114 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:23,884 Rita, I know you're right, but there is no problem with the Germans. 115 00:10:23,904 --> 00:10:28,777 Don't worry about anything. We can give it to cockroaches the professor's parrot. 116 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:33,649 This morning, old Kiki stretched his paws. I'm going upstairs to get him. - That's what they say. 117 00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:37,761 Oh, please, Father! - Don't worry, old lady, those Germans are too stupid 118 00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:40,561 to notice the difference between pheasant and parrot. 119 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:46,029 I knew it was called that. - Your food is coming. 120 00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:48,754 What the hell is that?! - That's your pheasant. 121 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:52,384 what?! You me... Listen, what kind of sabotage is that? 122 00:10:53,661 --> 00:10:55,152 what? 123 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:56,846 I don't understand anything. 124 00:10:57,210 --> 00:11:00,536 How did you say? Nami-nami? 125 00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:03,220 You will not find that word. You see, he is deaf and dumb. 126 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,181 what? - He is deaf! 127 00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:08,280 I got it. But I still claim as this is not our phase. 128 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,325 It must have shrunk during baking. 129 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:16,222 If this is a whole pheasant, then these were probably once watermelons. 130 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:20,801 There! He can eat a whole watermelon. I will settle for this poor bird. 131 00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:25,912 Americans, did you enjoy the pheasant? 132 00:11:26,032 --> 00:11:30,144 How did you know I was American? - It wasn't difficult at all. 133 00:11:30,264 --> 00:11:34,238 Drinks on your watch. American Air Force. 134 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:39,033 Major Peter Hawks, American pilot. My military number is 796967. 135 00:11:39,436 --> 00:11:41,025 I surrender. 136 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:44,360 What are you saying? You are among friends here. 137 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,546 Really? -Of course. 138 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:49,013 Truly? - Yes, indeed. 139 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:52,253 I had seen each other before in front of a firing squad. 140 00:11:52,571 --> 00:11:55,814 You are wonderful people. Wonderful people! 141 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:06,163 Come. Let's go upstairs. 142 00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:08,563 Walk. 143 00:12:19,825 --> 00:12:22,251 This is Giuliano Fineschi, meteorologist. 144 00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:24,101 You will share a room. 145 00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:28,345 He is very smart, I believe that that he will be known after the war. 146 00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:31,601 Professor! Professor! 147 00:12:37,259 --> 00:12:38,909 professor, 148 00:12:38,914 --> 00:12:41,598 I brought a man who needs help. 149 00:12:41,618 --> 00:12:43,142 You will share a room. 150 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:47,196 Did you hear me, professor? - What do you want from me, child? 151 00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:50,444 Child? Professor, we know has been going on for more than two years. 152 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,990 It's me, Rita. - Oh, Rita! Good afternoon. 153 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,870 I'm interested in this. 154 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:02,430 Professor, where did you get your information from? about the weather in these wartimes? 155 00:13:02,435 --> 00:13:04,839 Data is now limited. 156 00:13:04,844 --> 00:13:07,527 I only get information from the south. 157 00:13:07,549 --> 00:13:09,566 I hate this war! 158 00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:13,572 I wonder why at all there are wars like this. 159 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,251 Sorry Father, but I don't understand what you want from me. 160 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,973 I forgive you... 161 00:13:18,473 --> 00:13:20,173 ...my son. 162 00:13:20,185 --> 00:13:22,932 It's fantastic! I can see everything alive from here. 163 00:13:25,996 --> 00:13:28,991 What do I see? Naked blonde buy already. 164 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:31,458 What did you say? Did you say naked blonde? 165 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,758 Get out of the way so I can see! - But... 166 00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:36,057 Father! Father! 167 00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:38,178 Oh daughter, you are absolutely right. 168 00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:42,196 I see you are interested in mine meteorological map. I'll let you in on a secret. 169 00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:46,204 Have you heard of condensation theory? atmospheric moisture? You know, silver iodide. 170 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:51,276 Certainly. - I calculated that only a few grams, can produce 171 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:54,429 clouds and heavy rain. 172 00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:57,653 After it explodes on about 200 to 300 meters high, of course. 173 00:13:57,673 --> 00:14:00,985 This could help agriculture. - Agriculture, huh? 174 00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:05,338 They're going to sell rain, huh? Better that than fog like some. 175 00:14:05,832 --> 00:14:08,655 Have you tried it to see if it works? 176 00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:11,254 I didn't, but... 177 00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:15,620 It's hard for me to build a suitable rack for the rocket. 178 00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:19,035 There are propulsion problems. 179 00:14:22,089 --> 00:14:24,501 Rita, leave it! It is very dangerous! 180 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:28,363 What does that do? - I just washed her a little with this water. 181 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:32,041 It's not water, it's nitroglycerin. A very unstable explosive! 182 00:14:37,937 --> 00:14:39,664 Fritz. -That? 183 00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:42,458 Fritz. - What do you want? 184 00:14:42,578 --> 00:14:46,884 I'm unhappy. Remind me later to send you to the Russian front. 185 00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:53,408 I don't want to be on the Russian front. - I understand. Because he doesn't know Russian, right? 186 00:14:53,428 --> 00:14:58,446 There are many of us there, they will manage. I'm full of water. Look, I'm wet like us. 187 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,462 This doesn't look like water. 188 00:15:04,097 --> 00:15:06,116 Well, it's wine! 189 00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:08,016 Wine? Even worse. 190 00:15:08,085 --> 00:15:11,826 wait a minute! You heard the explosion too, didn't you? - Yes, yes. - Do you know what that means? 191 00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:15,473 what? - It's sabotage! Let's go up! - Yes, yes. 192 00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:19,109 Nobody will work sabotage on me! -That. 193 00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:20,960 Hurry, Fritz! 194 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,206 First the pheasant, and now this too! 195 00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,957 Come in! Search the entire tavern. 196 00:15:25,977 --> 00:15:27,628 Damn digi�i! 197 00:15:27,748 --> 00:15:29,782 No, no, no! 198 00:15:29,902 --> 00:15:33,271 I don't believe your statements! 199 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:38,106 You can't fool me. Maybe I look like an idiot, but I'm very smart, you understand? 200 00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:40,327 Tell me what it's like this is a saboteur thing. 201 00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:42,326 Tell me or I'll shoot you all. 202 00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:45,380 It's the professor's rain rocket. -Of course it is. 203 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,824 I always knew it was raining produced by man launching rockets. 204 00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:51,825 This is absurd! 205 00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:55,360 That it is possible to create rain, The Germans would have thought of that already! 206 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,829 It's a saboteur rocket, period! 207 00:15:57,849 --> 00:16:00,057 Show him or he'll kill us all. - I can't. 208 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:03,543 It is still in the experimental phase. I don't know if it works at all. - Oh, shut up! 209 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,954 Expected answer from a saboteur. 210 00:16:05,974 --> 00:16:08,368 Fritz! - Let's go, lady. - Wait. 211 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,468 Lend me a cigar? 212 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,579 He wants to smoke before he shoots, huh? - Thank you. 213 00:16:13,996 --> 00:16:18,293 Didn't you hear what I said? Maybe not to work. - Fritz, why did you allow it? 214 00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:20,393 for this to happen? 215 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:34,109 It wasn't even attractive. It's like a bird farted in the air. 216 00:16:34,296 --> 00:16:37,422 Now I'm going to shoot you all nicely. Come on, hurry, hurry. 217 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,665 What did you do again? - Oh, are you going to blame me for the rain too? 218 00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,865 Look what you've done, dumbass. - But I... 219 00:16:59,957 --> 00:17:02,803 Rain! This is amazing! 220 00:17:03,095 --> 00:17:05,367 Rain! 221 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:08,726 You did it. Well done, professor! 222 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,104 Jesus Christ. 223 00:17:13,781 --> 00:17:16,327 Is it really her? the thing responsible for this rain? 224 00:17:18,312 --> 00:17:21,618 Professor, congratulations! You are a true genius. 225 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,735 Damn it! 226 00:17:35,478 --> 00:17:37,567 What is this? Pins. 227 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,271 Who put her here? Sabotage! Sabotage in my office! 228 00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:47,000 Another sabotage! 229 00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:58,330 Call Hans Vogel and tell him to stop by my office! 230 00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:01,237 Come on! Hurry up! 231 00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:06,965 Florence is a really beautiful city. 232 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:12,455 What do I see? I see an enemy lair. 233 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,738 This is Hans Vogel. 234 00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:22,738 Ugh, how ugly this one is. 235 00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:25,138 I'm really interested in what they're talking about. 236 00:18:25,477 --> 00:18:29,536 So yes! He certainly praises Hans because of yesterday's event. 237 00:18:29,656 --> 00:18:33,791 Look at this! This is a photo an insult to all Germans! 238 00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:38,480 What kind of bullshit are you doing? We are at war, and you launch rockets from the roofs 239 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,620 as if you were in the circus! There is no other way nor expect from an Austrian serf. 240 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:45,792 From the violinist from Be�ko Birti. 241 00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:49,595 Pianist. - Same shit! 242 00:18:55,477 --> 00:18:58,972 As I thought. You've been gorging on wine like a pig, haven't you? 243 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:03,832 Oh, I can explain that. The wine spilled all over me. 244 00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:08,687 Is it? Not only are you a drunken pig, but lying pig! Sent to you 245 00:19:08,807 --> 00:19:13,572 to the Russian front! - Don't. I can do anything to explain. - Don't waste your vocal cords, 246 00:19:13,577 --> 00:19:15,400 violinists. - Pianist. 247 00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:17,763 Michelle, come in a minute. 248 00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:24,479 I have an idea. 249 00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:30,201 It might sound stupid to you, but I will to look at the mouths of those cockroaches. 250 00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:34,779 Then write down what they said. Got it? Write on this paper 251 00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:36,679 whatever they say. 252 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,803 You are the biggest idiot whom I met! 253 00:19:41,823 --> 00:19:44,809 You didn't even arrest that professor! You are a total idiot! 254 00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:46,502 I understand! 255 00:19:46,522 --> 00:19:50,538 �he understands�?! That professor has to work for the Third Reich or let him be shot! 256 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,183 Now I don't understand. 257 00:19:52,921 --> 00:19:56,937 How do you not understand? When above the American bombers appear in the sky 258 00:19:57,057 --> 00:20:00,948 who want to destroy our factories, we will launch hundreds of such rockets 259 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:04,935 and the sky will be covered with darkness clouds. And the rain will pour like from a cable. 260 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:08,398 Americans won't see anything then and our factories will be protected. 261 00:20:08,518 --> 00:20:12,864 Hitler... - Heil Hitler! -Hitler... - Heil Hitler! - Will he shut up for once? 262 00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:16,159 I will. -Hitler will then be very satisfied with me. - Very nice. 263 00:20:16,228 --> 00:20:19,773 Maybe the Fuhrer will give you a new one a car. Maybe a BMW. -That. 264 00:20:20,062 --> 00:20:22,354 BMW? -That. -BMW? - That's right. 265 00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:26,369 But I don't want a BMW, I want a Mercedes! -Don't you want to "Enjoy Driving"? 266 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,035 I never liked that slogan. Only one slogan is the right one! 267 00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:32,567 Hail! - Hail! Listen to me, Captain Vogel. 268 00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:35,596 I put you in charge operation "Inventor". -That. 269 00:20:35,716 --> 00:20:38,966 Get the people together. As much as you think that it is necessary. - I understand. 270 00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:41,747 Arrest the professor and all those who attended the event. 271 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,062 The operation must be secret. - What operation? 272 00:20:44,082 --> 00:20:47,331 Operation "Inventor". - Oh, the one who turns on the rocket and... -Shut up! 273 00:20:47,351 --> 00:20:49,738 He didn't say a word to anyone. - I understand, secret. Heil H... 274 00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:51,738 ������! 275 00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:54,847 Oh, mother! 276 00:20:55,314 --> 00:20:57,244 Professor! 277 00:20:57,788 --> 00:21:00,162 Major Hawks, wake up. 278 00:21:00,182 --> 00:21:04,086 Put the rocket in the suitcase. We are not here anymore sure. We have to get out of here as soon as possible. 279 00:21:04,106 --> 00:21:07,089 Wake up. We have to get out of here quickly. 280 00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:10,232 Major, Germans just what they didn't come here. 281 00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:13,185 Major Peter Hawks. My military number... what is happening? 282 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,340 The Germans are just not that come for the professor. 283 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,115 Professor, wake up. 284 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:21,026 Wake me up when the night is over. - But it's already noon, professor. 285 00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:23,389 Noon?! 286 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:27,581 I overslept this morning? - The Germans want you take away, along with your rocket! 287 00:21:27,601 --> 00:21:30,684 Did you get it? We have to go! - I don't understand anything anymore. 288 00:21:30,784 --> 00:21:32,984 I only know that I am incredibly hungry. - But... 289 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,188 Come on, Fritz. Faster or I will send you to the Russian front. 290 00:21:36,388 --> 00:21:38,088 Oh, my God! 291 00:21:38,188 --> 00:21:40,288 Bring it back. I'm not going anywhere! 292 00:21:40,311 --> 00:21:41,813 You must, professor. 293 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:46,481 Do you want the Germans to be used? your invention? - I am neutral. 294 00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:49,311 Major, explain to the professor yes in a concentration camp 295 00:21:49,331 --> 00:21:52,787 they do not cook such food as it is used to it, since he's been under my roof. 296 00:21:52,807 --> 00:21:56,845 He is right. Come on, you have to go from here. - No. - Professor... Professor... 297 00:21:56,865 --> 00:21:59,889 Not that I want to, but I have to do this. This is for your own good. 298 00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:03,315 Hey, why did you hit me? I could have bitten my tongue. 299 00:22:03,457 --> 00:22:06,014 Allow me, miss. 300 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,684 Be very quiet. 301 00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:13,684 Let's hurry. 302 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Jesus. 303 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,217 We've arrived, Fritz. Stop! 304 00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,650 We weren't fast enough. 305 00:22:38,670 --> 00:22:40,543 I have an idea. 306 00:22:41,632 --> 00:22:45,549 That's the place. Guys, be quiet. 307 00:22:46,149 --> 00:22:47,949 TAVERN / BARBERSHOP 308 00:22:49,392 --> 00:22:52,087 That you weren't even breathing. 309 00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:54,800 BARBERSHOP / TAVERN 310 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:03,040 Study inside. 311 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,940 Come on. 312 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Now is the right time! 313 00:23:32,102 --> 00:23:35,036 We have to push. Let's go! 314 00:23:43,442 --> 00:23:47,384 Everything is clear to me. I'm not yours as stupid as I look. 315 00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:53,082 After my departure yesterday, you turned the tavern into a barbershop. 316 00:23:54,774 --> 00:23:58,407 But you forgot something. Are you listening to me? 317 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:01,922 You forgot to change it inscription at the entrance. 318 00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:11,770 Idiots! Come on, arrest these saboteurs. 319 00:24:16,428 --> 00:24:19,646 And you... Turn him to me, Fritz. 320 00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:23,943 What is your name? He doesn't know your name, does he? 321 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:28,299 I am Hans Joachim Smith, general of the German army. 322 00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:31,893 He says that to get away with it. Look at him, Fritz. At first he sees that he is a Jew. 323 00:24:32,493 --> 00:24:34,493 Yes, it can be seen immediately. 324 00:24:36,711 --> 00:24:38,780 Get it off him. - Yes, yes. 325 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:41,080 General, yes, yes... 326 00:24:41,343 --> 00:24:45,708 General... - Get out, stupid! -Good. -Out! 327 00:24:46,662 --> 00:24:50,071 Fritz, you messed up again. You're a real imbecile. 328 00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:53,173 Get out! - But.. - Out! Out! 329 00:24:53,273 --> 00:24:55,873 General, you know he's a bit... Out! 330 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:02,620 Captain! Captain, the tavern is here! 331 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:05,878 Are you sure? It's just going to get me in trouble again. 332 00:25:06,031 --> 00:25:09,972 Well, I've had enough of you. Get on your own motorcycle and drive to the Russian front, can you? 333 00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:12,251 But he isn't there. - What did you do with him? 334 00:25:12,371 --> 00:25:16,311 See those tracks? Someone drove off with njm in that direction. Sound the alarm! - An alarm? 335 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,796 Yes, an alarm. -Alarm! Alarm! 336 00:25:18,816 --> 00:25:20,969 Alarm! 337 00:25:21,089 --> 00:25:25,019 Captain, this one must have seen everything. Come on, tell us who stole the motorcycle! 338 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:30,973 Only Fritz is capable to find a deaf and mute man as a witness. 339 00:25:31,093 --> 00:25:33,412 As if we are not at war, but in the circus! 340 00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:36,008 Motorcycle! Motorcycle! Who took it? 341 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:38,708 Is that me... 342 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,908 ON 343 00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:24,489 Get together. It's time to we are listening to the speech of our Fuhrer. 344 00:27:01,393 --> 00:27:05,248 This is way better than boring the waltz they keep playing. 345 00:27:50,307 --> 00:27:53,354 Pig poop! They sabotaged our program! 346 00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:06,418 I did it! I know where they are! - Great, Fritz! Now show us where. 347 00:28:06,538 --> 00:28:08,140 Here. -Here? 348 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:11,053 That. - Now we can address them. 349 00:28:11,173 --> 00:28:15,026 Listen, we know who you are, and where you are. 350 00:28:15,146 --> 00:28:19,799 Listen to me carefully, professor Giuliano Fineschi, Miss Rita and Father. 351 00:28:19,919 --> 00:28:21,989 All roads are blocked. 352 00:28:22,109 --> 00:28:27,836 Surrender to the first Germans soldiers you come across. 353 00:28:27,938 --> 00:28:31,621 That's a command! I swear I won't shoot you all! 354 00:28:31,721 --> 00:28:34,321 Oh, shut up! Hold on. 355 00:28:58,544 --> 00:29:01,592 Hey, not so fast! They could hide! 356 00:29:01,712 --> 00:29:05,326 Don't worry about anything, at home I'm a motocross champion. 357 00:29:05,446 --> 00:29:11,752 We shake too much, we could all fly into the air! 358 00:29:11,872 --> 00:29:16,364 Don't worry about anything. It's probably already behind that hill better ground. 359 00:29:26,456 --> 00:29:28,912 Stop! Stop! 360 00:29:29,112 --> 00:29:32,212 Do I always have to say when? should you stop? Any fool would 361 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,812 already understood when she did right time to stop. 362 00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:36,677 They were driving for a while. 363 00:29:36,697 --> 00:29:38,859 They couldn't get too far away. 364 00:29:38,979 --> 00:29:42,527 Get out! Everyone out of the vehicle! 365 00:29:42,627 --> 00:29:44,627 You should have figured it out yourself. 366 00:29:45,266 --> 00:29:49,551 When the war is over, I will definitely come back here. 367 00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:54,436 For wild boar hunting, of course. - As long as they don't catch us first. 368 00:29:54,945 --> 00:29:58,549 I made a trap. If it appears what a wild pig, it will be caught. 369 00:29:58,561 --> 00:30:02,061 Do you think it will work? -Of course! I read about it in the newspaper. 370 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:04,942 When the pig steps into the trap... 371 00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,042 Hop! It will hang like a string. 372 00:30:09,688 --> 00:30:13,254 Cheers. - Fritz, shut up! Do you want them to hear us? 373 00:30:13,374 --> 00:30:17,384 Okay, I'll ask. - We have to surprise them. Maybe we should vote like 374 00:30:17,504 --> 00:30:21,581 an animal. - Yes, let's say like snails. - No, I meant wild boars. 375 00:30:21,681 --> 00:30:25,581 Come on, everybody rock. One, two! - Yes, two! Yes, two! 376 00:30:28,543 --> 00:30:31,169 What are those sounds? 377 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:35,578 It sounds like a wild boar. -That. But I think there are more of them. 378 00:30:35,975 --> 00:30:38,343 They are very dangerous! 379 00:30:38,601 --> 00:30:40,641 Stop! 380 00:30:46,726 --> 00:30:50,688 Yeah, I think it's them. Catch the saboteur laugh! 381 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:58,712 Stop! Put me down you idiots! 382 00:30:58,877 --> 00:31:00,368 Fritz! 383 00:31:00,488 --> 00:31:03,978 Fritz! Fritz, come back here! Do you hear me, Fritz?! 384 00:31:03,998 --> 00:31:06,203 I will send you all to the Russian front! 385 00:31:06,989 --> 00:31:08,845 Do you want to meet Americans? 386 00:31:08,865 --> 00:31:10,794 That. Do you know where they are? 387 00:31:10,914 --> 00:31:13,143 Of course. On the other hand. 388 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,717 Super! 389 00:31:14,737 --> 00:31:16,828 You have to cross the border. 390 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,932 50 kilometers away is the old mill. There you will find the Yankees. 391 00:31:19,952 --> 00:31:22,857 During the night, my brother carries supplies to those Americans. 392 00:31:22,977 --> 00:31:25,246 I understand. Rather, should we? know what password? 393 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:27,817 Yes, it would be good. 394 00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:28,915 The password is a song. 395 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,920 A song about pasta. A Neapolitan song, I think. 396 00:31:31,922 --> 00:31:34,077 Pasta, pasta, pasta... 397 00:31:34,082 --> 00:31:36,174 Quiet! - Do I sing so badly? 398 00:31:36,179 --> 00:31:38,876 Attracts attention. - That's the goal when he sings�. -Of course. 399 00:31:38,908 --> 00:31:42,126 Shall we go to America? or shall we hide here? 400 00:31:42,158 --> 00:31:44,401 If I was wondering, I would stay in Florence. 401 00:31:44,521 --> 00:31:49,227 It's not that I'm a coward, but if we get caught and The Germans understand who I am, I'm done. 402 00:31:49,347 --> 00:31:51,450 In translation, it trembles like a �ele. 403 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:56,391 I bet you never had to jump out of an airplane without control and... 404 00:31:56,396 --> 00:32:00,055 Why was that figure staring at us like that? - I wonder what attracted his attention. 405 00:32:00,075 --> 00:32:02,464 Maybe that's what he saw A man in pajamas, huh?! 406 00:32:02,516 --> 00:32:07,797 a man in a pajama standing next to a monk and beautiful girls with guitar in hand! 407 00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:20,914 1,000,000 LIRA FOR ONE WHO ANY INFORMATION ON THESE PEOPLE 408 00:32:23,286 --> 00:32:25,477 Tribuna Illustrat, please 409 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,277 Thank you. 410 00:32:48,971 --> 00:32:51,693 Only German officers have access. 411 00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:58,383 Come on, let's hurry! We have to steal German uniforms! 412 00:32:58,407 --> 00:33:01,206 what is happening? -Come on! 413 00:33:01,306 --> 00:33:03,006 God pays. 414 00:33:03,058 --> 00:33:08,157 Hey, gentlemen! Today, he can no longer trust anyone. 415 00:33:12,101 --> 00:33:15,058 do you understand now why do we have to do it? 416 00:33:15,063 --> 00:33:17,861 If we steal German uniforms, they will shoot us like rabbits! 417 00:33:17,981 --> 00:33:21,037 And if we don't steal, they will shoot you in these funny rags. 418 00:33:21,052 --> 00:33:25,738 It's all your fault! I should have stayed in Florence. 419 00:33:25,858 --> 00:33:30,900 And to make them a few rockets, well maybe...? -Quietly! Let's hide! - I'm hungry! 420 00:33:31,196 --> 00:33:35,712 If you see these people, arrest them at on the spot. Did you understand? 421 00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:37,245 That! 422 00:33:37,247 --> 00:33:40,705 When you arrest them, let me know right away. Did you understand? 423 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,210 That! 424 00:33:42,215 --> 00:33:45,748 Bring a couple of copies to my office this newspaper. - On command! 425 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,332 What are you waiting for? Money for newspapers? You pay them. - On command! 426 00:33:50,232 --> 00:33:52,332 what is this now? -Fog? 427 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:54,932 You have a fog in your head! - Ouch! Why did you hit me? 428 00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:56,932 Because you're stupid, idiot! 429 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:05,338 Do you realize how funny I look in this uniform without a gun in a holster? 430 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,166 Neither do I. - Neither do I. 431 00:34:07,192 --> 00:34:09,661 We've overreached. - Great plan, no problem! 432 00:34:09,766 --> 00:34:12,565 Where did you see that people? do they carry a guitar with them in the war? 433 00:34:12,570 --> 00:34:15,205 Get rid of her! - What about the officer to drag the coffin? 434 00:34:15,210 --> 00:34:18,387 Germans always travel for work, be it peace or war. 435 00:34:18,507 --> 00:34:21,187 Get rid of it. -Okay, okay! 436 00:34:24,907 --> 00:34:27,015 It seems that a transport is waiting for us. 437 00:34:28,954 --> 00:34:30,661 What are you doing? 438 00:34:30,961 --> 00:34:33,161 We have a bigger rank than them? -Of course. 439 00:34:58,810 --> 00:35:05,310 Hey! - She can't see him all the time to have in one's hands. Listen, don't blow it. 440 00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:09,215 After you. 441 00:35:18,058 --> 00:35:20,358 After me. 442 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,558 After you. 443 00:35:49,758 --> 00:35:51,858 Po-zor! 444 00:35:52,058 --> 00:35:55,432 Now we can finally start. - I froze a little. - Me too. 445 00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:58,355 Now they will shoot us. 446 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,555 Are you up for dancing? 447 00:36:32,455 --> 00:36:34,655 That. 448 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,855 I apologize. 449 00:36:50,055 --> 00:36:51,855 It's not your fault, it's mine. 450 00:36:51,955 --> 00:36:54,955 I know you somehow. Have you acted in movies? 451 00:36:55,155 --> 00:36:57,355 That. - I like guys with tight lips. 452 00:36:57,555 --> 00:36:59,355 Is it? 453 00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:07,171 Wow, how many decorations you have! You must have had a hundred wives. 454 00:37:07,271 --> 00:37:09,771 No, never actually I was not with a woman. 455 00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:16,316 I... I... I'm too shy. 456 00:37:16,516 --> 00:37:20,516 Congratulations! Just an officer The Third Reich can play so beautifully. 457 00:37:20,616 --> 00:37:22,616 Wasn't that wonderful, huh baby? 458 00:37:22,816 --> 00:37:24,816 wait! We haven't met yet. 459 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:26,616 I'm Wanda. 460 00:37:26,716 --> 00:37:30,516 I'm glad. - And what is your name? -Rita. -How? -Ritter. Otto Ritter. 461 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:33,116 Don't you like me? - No, that's not the issue. 462 00:37:33,316 --> 00:37:35,716 I have to report to my superiors. 463 00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:38,116 wait. I have to tell you something. 464 00:37:38,716 --> 00:37:40,616 forty seven. 465 00:37:40,816 --> 00:37:42,816 Ha? -�forty seven. 466 00:37:44,716 --> 00:37:48,116 I have to admit to look great for your age. 467 00:37:48,316 --> 00:37:50,616 I would never give it to you more than thirty! 468 00:37:50,816 --> 00:37:52,816 Idiots! 469 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:57,016 That's my room number, you fool. 470 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,381 Are you up for a drink? 471 00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:06,281 The best evening in my life. - Where is the toilet here? 472 00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,986 It's wonderful. -That. 473 00:38:14,106 --> 00:38:16,267 You knit beautifully. - You too. 474 00:38:16,881 --> 00:38:21,370 I can finally eat in peace. - We have to now get out of here! - What is he doing again? 475 00:38:21,570 --> 00:38:25,170 We have to wipe it! - But why? 476 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:29,070 Look who's playing the piano. 477 00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:35,270 Exactly. Come on, let's hurry! 478 00:38:39,932 --> 00:38:41,945 Stop! No one is allowed in or out! 479 00:38:42,045 --> 00:38:43,945 But we have to leave now. - You don't have to. 480 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,817 Victory must be celebrated. This was ordered from the very top. 481 00:38:47,855 --> 00:38:50,392 A win, huh? I didn't know they won a hell of a war. 482 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:52,691 The Seven Years' War. - What? 483 00:38:52,881 --> 00:38:57,690 They celebrate Frederick the Great and his victory in the Seven Years' War in 1763. 484 00:38:57,695 --> 00:39:03,658 We have to do something. Captain Vogel he must not see us. - I agree. 485 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:07,358 We're keeping an eye on him. When he starts to one part of the room, we go to another. 486 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:10,025 Captain Vogel wants to see you! - Of course he wants to. 487 00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:12,786 I'll be there in two minutes. - I understand! 488 00:39:14,763 --> 00:39:18,362 What now? We have to think of something. 489 00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:22,741 To put a cap over my face and say yes I'm sick? - I don't think that's a good idea. 490 00:39:24,704 --> 00:39:26,443 After you. 491 00:39:26,643 --> 00:39:28,943 Goodbye. 492 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:32,494 If he recognizes her, he will shoot her on the spot. 493 00:39:32,732 --> 00:39:37,498 wait! I have a special one a surprise for you. 494 00:39:37,846 --> 00:39:40,989 We Germans cherish our tradition. And the tradition is yes 495 00:39:41,109 --> 00:39:45,012 The man with the greatest ability to decide what music will be played exactly at midnight. 496 00:39:45,088 --> 00:39:49,705 You, as a colonel, have the highest rank here. Please select your music. 497 00:39:49,759 --> 00:39:52,369 I don't know if you've heard of... - Just a little. 498 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:57,412 Have we met somewhere? met, colonel? 499 00:39:57,417 --> 00:39:59,829 Maybe in Dunkirk? 500 00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:03,053 Maybe at Monte Cassino! I know! In Africa! 501 00:40:03,263 --> 00:40:04,884 Not! I've never been there. 502 00:40:04,889 --> 00:40:09,198 Well, it doesn't matter. Colonel to what Do you want to dance? -Charleston, if possible. 503 00:40:09,203 --> 00:40:12,552 Charleston? But that dance comes from America! 504 00:40:12,557 --> 00:40:15,394 Oh, what kind of Charleston?! I said Karleston! 505 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:19,126 Carleston? Never heard. Is it a German dance? 506 00:40:19,502 --> 00:40:23,743 And you call yourself a music connoisseur?! Looks like I'll have to play it myself. 507 00:40:23,776 --> 00:40:25,889 Hold this. 508 00:40:28,306 --> 00:40:31,814 Why didn't you just say waltz? - It would be too simple. 509 00:40:31,934 --> 00:40:35,426 I know what I'm doing. I managed it confuse. Now he doesn't think anymore 510 00:40:35,431 --> 00:40:38,785 about where he saw me earlier. After this, we move. 511 00:40:38,885 --> 00:40:40,885 She guessed right, huh? 512 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:44,602 Three, four! 513 00:41:54,931 --> 00:41:57,017 Who gave you the driver?! Get out! 514 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:02,058 Does he want to destroy my Mercedes? If you only scratched it, I'm sending you 515 00:42:02,158 --> 00:42:04,358 to the Russian front! Does he understand?! 516 00:42:05,154 --> 00:42:09,627 What the hell kind of music is that? It's sabotage! 517 00:42:27,827 --> 00:42:29,827 Pork mu... 518 00:42:37,953 --> 00:42:41,540 Now is the right time to escape. 519 00:42:43,957 --> 00:42:46,862 Heil... -Hitler! 520 00:42:46,962 --> 00:42:48,662 Something wrong? 521 00:42:48,745 --> 00:42:52,233 He plays American music. You are a saboteur! I should have you shot! 522 00:42:52,238 --> 00:42:55,752 Major, this is the original German music. It's Karleston. 523 00:42:55,872 --> 00:42:57,843 You are an idiot! -That. 524 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,857 How is the operation progressing "Inventor"? Did you find the one 525 00:43:00,862 --> 00:43:04,528 professor? - I would like to say that I am, but the truth is I didn't. - Why then 526 00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:07,661 are you playing the clown here? - I am celebrating the victory in the Seven Years' War. 527 00:43:07,687 --> 00:43:11,571 Did the selected soldiers schedule? - No, they did their best. They even rocked 528 00:43:11,671 --> 00:43:15,618 like pigs when I commanded them. - Search every centimeter if necessary! 529 00:43:15,738 --> 00:43:21,937 You have to find a teacher! If your invention to America, you will be 530 00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:26,478 responsible if we lose this war! You understand you, Captain Vogel? - I understand, Major! 531 00:43:26,629 --> 00:43:29,772 Brush your teeth and go to work! The party is over! 532 00:43:30,151 --> 00:43:32,606 Everyone out! -Out! 533 00:43:34,198 --> 00:43:37,684 Aren't you going to let us out? - When the alarm sounds, all the doors 534 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:39,484 they must be locked. 535 00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:42,725 Stop! Don't you know that when the alarm sounds, there is no movement? 536 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:46,373 We know. - We thought it was a mermaid for a break at a local factory. -That. 537 00:43:46,409 --> 00:43:51,605 I'm afraid you will have to spend the night here. 538 00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:56,355 If only I could get my hands on one American pilot! I would show 539 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,519 to him! - Nice. If we catch which... - Captain Vogel... - Yes? 540 00:43:59,572 --> 00:44:02,603 Show the officers to their rooms. 541 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:04,443 On command! 542 00:44:04,939 --> 00:44:07,115 Follow me, please. 543 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:12,832 The castle is not very comfortable. But what can be done is war. 544 00:44:12,837 --> 00:44:17,821 The only room available is this one here. 545 00:44:17,826 --> 00:44:20,571 There are only two beds. You two will sleep in it. 546 00:44:20,656 --> 00:44:22,008 Good night. 547 00:44:22,158 --> 00:44:25,722 And you, Colonel you can go to my room. 548 00:44:25,727 --> 00:44:29,950 It also has two beds. Study, please. 549 00:44:30,853 --> 00:44:37,207 what is it now? Do you want me to enter you? Please study. -Thanks. 550 00:44:48,559 --> 00:44:54,821 The American style of music is irrelevant. There's nothing like a Viennese waltz. 551 00:44:55,442 --> 00:44:58,669 Strauss is simply medicine for the soul. 552 00:45:13,222 --> 00:45:17,583 Will he stop the devil's loss? I need sleep! 553 00:45:17,588 --> 00:45:21,992 I have a hard time falling asleep. If by chance wake up, I'm sending you to the Russian front! 554 00:45:21,997 --> 00:45:24,367 Do you understand?! - I understand! 555 00:45:27,856 --> 00:45:31,186 What does he have in mind? - Escape, dear professor. 556 00:45:31,191 --> 00:45:33,478 How will we tell Rita? - Not at all. 557 00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:37,412 Are we going to leave Rita? - That girl just slows us down. 558 00:45:37,587 --> 00:45:39,733 We can't leave her here. 559 00:45:39,972 --> 00:45:43,486 Our chances are better without her. You know that very well too, don't you, professor? 560 00:45:45,405 --> 00:45:51,170 I'll be right out. Prepared I'll give you a warm bath, Colonel. 561 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:20,811 My little colonel! I knew you wouldn't resist. 562 00:46:20,964 --> 00:46:24,880 I've been waiting for you for hours. Kiss me, honey. I'm crazy about you! 563 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,021 His mother, maybe really I look like an old babe! 564 00:46:33,781 --> 00:46:38,737 Oh! Why did he turn off the light already? 565 00:46:39,137 --> 00:46:41,137 The colonel is already sleeping. 566 00:46:41,237 --> 00:46:43,737 What bed did he crawl into? Let's see. 567 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:46,137 This will help! 568 00:46:55,172 --> 00:46:58,507 Colonel! Colonel! - What do you want? 569 00:46:59,811 --> 00:47:03,437 Aren't you going to take a bath? I'm all alone already prepared for you. 570 00:47:03,537 --> 00:47:05,737 I'm too tired to I would like to take a bath now. 571 00:47:05,796 --> 00:47:09,850 Colonel, your bed is the one over there. This is my bed. 572 00:47:10,231 --> 00:47:12,701 Did you go to bed in your uniform? And with �isms on the legs? 573 00:47:12,776 --> 00:47:16,360 How are you talking to me? I'll tell you why I'm in uniform. 574 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:20,693 Forgot the alarm? We must be ready at all times! 575 00:47:21,035 --> 00:47:25,577 Colonel, don't be ridiculous. I'll lend you one of my pid�mas. 576 00:47:25,582 --> 00:47:28,908 Come on, take it off. - Hey, did you miss it? 577 00:47:29,008 --> 00:47:31,108 I'm tired, leave me alone! 578 00:47:31,124 --> 00:47:32,874 Just a moment. 579 00:47:33,957 --> 00:47:36,986 You said "tired". 580 00:47:37,944 --> 00:47:40,858 Why did you say that in the feminine gender? 581 00:47:47,368 --> 00:47:50,377 Now I remembered where we met. 582 00:47:50,636 --> 00:47:54,736 In that tavern I let you give me you roast a pheasant, and I got a hummingbird. 583 00:47:55,565 --> 00:47:59,551 You escaped with those saboteurs. You are Rita! 584 00:48:01,326 --> 00:48:03,434 Where are you going, girls? - Let me go! 585 00:48:03,639 --> 00:48:07,296 Let me go! - Where are your friends, Rita? 586 00:48:07,331 --> 00:48:10,711 Oh, I'm so silly! Those two... It must be a professor and a monk! 587 00:48:10,716 --> 00:48:14,391 Come on, won't you? be with your friends? 588 00:48:15,691 --> 00:48:17,491 wait. 589 00:48:19,991 --> 00:48:21,700 Ah-ha... 590 00:48:21,744 --> 00:48:24,053 We are talking about you. 591 00:48:24,058 --> 00:48:29,577 Learn. Don't be ashamed. Come on, come on. 592 00:48:34,601 --> 00:48:36,961 It took a while, but I got you. 593 00:48:36,966 --> 00:48:40,232 You are a professor. Inventor. 594 00:48:40,442 --> 00:48:45,407 You are a monk. I guess that it's just a disguise. 595 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:48,513 Major von Baum will be overjoyed! 596 00:48:48,518 --> 00:48:52,614 There it is. Heil Hitler! -Heil Hit... 597 00:48:55,908 --> 00:49:01,019 I've had enough of that man! I want to sleep! Why won't he let me sleep?! 598 00:49:01,024 --> 00:49:03,773 Well done, Rita. -An old trick that only idiots fall for. 599 00:49:03,778 --> 00:49:07,407 I wish that your child looks good as an American. - It's time to go. 600 00:49:07,424 --> 00:49:11,107 What are we going to do with him? - Send it to him to hell. That's what war is like for you, old man. 601 00:49:11,130 --> 00:49:14,803 No... - I'm against killing. Why don't we just beat him up? 602 00:49:14,808 --> 00:49:16,740 I don't want you to beat me up. - I have an idea! 603 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,677 Knock him unconscious with the handle of the pistol. - It's easier to kill him. 604 00:49:19,797 --> 00:49:22,330 Didn't you hear the lady? Knock me out with the handle of the pistol. 605 00:49:22,509 --> 00:49:26,129 The handle is too weak. Hold on a little. 606 00:49:26,652 --> 00:49:29,510 Rita, come with me, please. - Keep your head up, Captain. 607 00:49:29,610 --> 00:49:31,610 This one has an iron beard! I will strangle you! 608 00:49:31,674 --> 00:49:34,971 Don't kill him! - Calm down! - Ti�e, you will wake up the major. 609 00:49:34,976 --> 00:49:36,931 I will strangle you! - Shut up. 610 00:49:36,936 --> 00:49:38,616 Oh, I'll kill you. 611 00:49:38,622 --> 00:49:40,679 Come up with something. I know! 612 00:49:40,684 --> 00:49:42,809 Take a look. 613 00:49:43,028 --> 00:49:45,479 I will do it myself. 614 00:49:48,079 --> 00:49:50,079 Not! 615 00:49:51,439 --> 00:49:54,036 Didn't he hear about silence? 616 00:49:54,136 --> 00:49:55,936 Pig idiot! 617 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:03,172 It's not my fault that I have a hard head. - Well, let's just shoot him and that's it! 618 00:50:03,362 --> 00:50:05,386 Don't! - what happened to him? 619 00:50:05,425 --> 00:50:08,002 Let's try something else, shall we? 620 00:50:08,302 --> 00:50:10,802 Of course! How did I not think of that right away? 621 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:22,044 This is too much! I'll give him noise! On the Russian front! 622 00:50:32,685 --> 00:50:35,130 Here I am, dear Captain Vogel! 623 00:50:35,836 --> 00:50:38,172 Captain, have you lost your mind?! - What are we going to do now? 624 00:50:38,177 --> 00:50:40,266 Let's own it. 625 00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:45,033 Now he's going to get a kick in the eye! 626 00:50:51,697 --> 00:50:55,032 Pig poop! What are you fussing about, Captain? 627 00:50:55,097 --> 00:50:58,927 I barely fell asleep, and then a noise woke me up! What do you have to say about that?! 628 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,947 Oh, now you don't want any more talk to me, right?! 629 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:06,347 You have nothing to say to me? Well, I have for you! 630 00:51:06,348 --> 00:51:12,792 Listen to me well! You are an ordinary pig and the shame of the German army! 631 00:51:13,666 --> 00:51:20,649 Do you know what I will do first thing in the morning? get up? I will send you to the Russian front! 632 00:51:31,453 --> 00:51:35,694 Give me the gun. -Not! We'll leave it here. 633 00:51:40,438 --> 00:51:43,870 Let's get out of here! - Not over there. Everything there is full of cockroaches. 634 00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:46,136 Let's go through the window! -That! 635 00:51:47,969 --> 00:51:51,489 It's too dark. We don't know how high it really is. 636 00:51:52,607 --> 00:51:57,795 I found a solution. Help Buddha will tell us. - What? 637 00:52:05,110 --> 00:52:09,012 I'm going to throw him out the window. That way we will find out how high we really are. 638 00:52:09,017 --> 00:52:13,423 I understand. When I say, let him go -Good. 639 00:52:15,068 --> 00:52:16,833 Let go! 640 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,033 This hurt. 641 00:52:19,067 --> 00:52:21,155 How long did it take to reach the ground? - A second and a half. 642 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,318 We are not that high. - We're not that high? 643 00:52:24,448 --> 00:52:26,930 The weight of the statue, three kilograms. Air resistance, one. 644 00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:30,999 Acceleration time, �four. Said I wish we were at a height of three and a half meters. 645 00:52:31,004 --> 00:52:35,079 It doesn't seem too high, but it is still a bit too much for jumping. 646 00:52:35,179 --> 00:52:37,679 Did you hear him? Who in their right mind says that? 647 00:53:06,181 --> 00:53:12,245 I think it is a little more than three and a half meters. - Maybe it's a millimeter. 648 00:53:13,345 --> 00:53:15,845 God, what is that fool doing now? 649 00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:20,688 We succeeded. 650 00:53:22,336 --> 00:53:26,905 I'm going to get sick because of you! What the hell is going on here? 651 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,229 Wake up! I won't wait for the morning! I am sending you to the Russian front immediately! 652 00:53:30,234 --> 00:53:33,287 Why do you have a bump on your head? Answer me, man! Answer me! 653 00:53:33,292 --> 00:53:35,307 Answer me, do you hear me? 654 00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:39,414 Maybe it's a millimeter, huh? - Not even millimeters are what they used to be. 655 00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:42,507 My suitcase! He must be in that Mercedes. 656 00:53:43,358 --> 00:53:45,778 Oh, what a wonderful sound! 657 00:53:45,985 --> 00:53:47,843 Wake up! 658 00:53:47,863 --> 00:53:50,013 Let me go, I want to sleep. 659 00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:53,299 Why? I thought you didn't like to sleep. Come on, wake up! 660 00:53:53,304 --> 00:53:55,642 Come on, wake up, man! 661 00:53:55,758 --> 00:53:59,130 what is this now? Where is his hand? Captain, where did you leave your hand? 662 00:53:59,230 --> 00:54:01,330 Do you even hear me, the devil took you away?! 663 00:54:01,335 --> 00:54:03,508 Come here, professor! 664 00:54:03,651 --> 00:54:06,737 This Mercedes is unique. I can't wait to ride in it. 665 00:54:06,742 --> 00:54:09,042 Isn't that theft? - It's war, who cares? 666 00:54:09,062 --> 00:54:12,832 This pig won't be with us, will it? - When it rolls in your stomach, you will be 667 00:54:12,932 --> 00:54:14,732 we are grateful. 668 00:54:19,399 --> 00:54:21,153 Captain Vogel, wake up! 669 00:54:21,158 --> 00:54:23,114 Heil... -Hitler! 670 00:54:25,431 --> 00:54:27,601 Where did they go? 671 00:54:27,959 --> 00:54:31,410 Where are they? Well, of course! They escaped through the window. 672 00:54:31,415 --> 00:54:35,500 Who is that? -Who? Professor i his merry company, that's who! 673 00:54:35,766 --> 00:54:38,387 what?! You're an idiot, understand�? - I understand! 674 00:54:38,924 --> 00:54:45,046 Alarm! -Alarm! Alarm! - That's right! -Alarm! Alarm! 675 00:54:45,246 --> 00:54:47,646 Alarm! 676 00:54:49,446 --> 00:54:52,146 Alarm! Alarm! 677 00:54:53,146 --> 00:54:55,346 Alarm! Alarm! 678 00:55:01,962 --> 00:55:05,431 Hey, they're checking vehicles! Will they believe that we are officers? 679 00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:08,011 For the three of us, maybe. I'm not so sure about the pig! 680 00:55:08,016 --> 00:55:10,496 Take it easy, I have an idea. 681 00:55:10,696 --> 00:55:12,496 Stop the vehicle. 682 00:55:12,652 --> 00:55:14,731 You go on the other side. 683 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:21,000 Your documents, please. 684 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:24,600 Heil Hitler! 685 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,600 I apologize to you. 686 00:55:27,837 --> 00:55:30,000 You can continue. 687 00:55:33,684 --> 00:55:37,649 Who was that? - SS commander, personally. 688 00:55:38,170 --> 00:55:41,112 what is this now? Someone switched my �isms. 689 00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:43,698 Watch out! - I just can't walk! 690 00:55:43,703 --> 00:55:45,704 I have two left. 691 00:55:49,672 --> 00:55:52,530 This is impossible! I can't believe it! 692 00:55:52,535 --> 00:55:56,271 They stole my Mercedes. My unique Mercedes! 693 00:55:56,276 --> 00:55:59,905 Pigs! I will chase them and to hell if necessary! 694 00:55:59,910 --> 00:56:02,704 When I catch those saboteurs I will shoot them on the spot! 695 00:56:02,809 --> 00:56:06,100 Everyone hurry to the vehicles! We have to find my beloved car! 696 00:56:06,260 --> 00:56:08,422 How dare they?! 697 00:56:08,550 --> 00:56:12,980 Fritz! -That? Fritz! - Yes, yes. I'm coming, yes, yes! 698 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,180 They will be happy that they were born! 699 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,180 Pig poop! Shall we start again?! 700 00:56:21,258 --> 00:56:24,631 What are you two waiting for? Get moving! 701 00:56:24,636 --> 00:56:26,644 I understand! - I understand, Major! 702 00:56:37,501 --> 00:56:40,922 Drive faster! - I drive as fast as the law allows. 703 00:56:41,027 --> 00:56:43,104 Give it gas. - Well, good. 704 00:56:49,030 --> 00:56:50,685 Pigs! 705 00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:52,847 Why don't you drive faster? - We are too old. 706 00:56:52,852 --> 00:56:54,784 Do something! 707 00:56:54,789 --> 00:57:00,187 Should I shoot at them? - No, idiot! Don't you dare shoot at my Mercedes! 708 00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:10,939 What does that do? Did you turn off?! - I know what I'm doing! 709 00:57:10,959 --> 00:57:15,643 Lifting the roof in motion he can break it! 710 00:57:15,648 --> 00:57:17,583 Pigs! 711 00:57:17,724 --> 00:57:21,564 Did you know that the resistance of the body that moves through the air depends on the density of the air 712 00:57:21,569 --> 00:57:26,725 through which body does it move? -Shut up and speed up! -�Then why don't you drive�? 713 00:57:26,848 --> 00:57:31,804 Good idea. Never like this we will not run away. - Are you normal?! 714 00:57:31,985 --> 00:57:33,806 Outrun them. -How? 715 00:57:33,926 --> 00:57:36,504 Go left about a centimeter and hit the gas. - Hurry up! 716 00:57:36,691 --> 00:57:38,963 Let's lighten the car. Major, help me! 717 00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:49,455 Stop! Those pig bastards it will destroy my Mercedes. 718 00:57:49,460 --> 00:57:52,676 Just be careful. 719 00:57:52,681 --> 00:57:56,897 Come on, let's go! Let's catch those pigs! Go! 720 00:57:58,097 --> 00:58:00,197 Jiha, jiha! 721 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:05,718 Stop! Don't they have any feelings? 722 00:58:05,813 --> 00:58:09,493 My beautiful vehicle! Get out! Hurry, hurry! 723 00:58:09,765 --> 00:58:15,733 You didn't stop in time. Come on, push! 724 00:58:24,088 --> 00:58:28,280 Stop! When I say stop, apply the brake immediately. 725 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,267 What did they throw away? Come on, get out! 726 00:58:32,374 --> 00:58:36,128 The door of my Mercedes! Look! Here is a scratch! And here! 727 00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:39,015 We will never catch them this way. 728 00:58:39,135 --> 00:58:43,519 You think I'm not aware of that? But I can't leave these parts on the road, understand?! 729 00:58:43,539 --> 00:58:46,841 Take the door and get back into the vehicle. Oh, what did my Mercedes hide from them? 730 00:58:46,846 --> 00:58:48,690 Carefully. - We're wasting time. 731 00:58:48,741 --> 00:58:52,368 Fritz, go. 732 00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:55,732 Why did you stop? - We ran out of fuel. 733 00:58:55,752 --> 00:58:59,528 And we did so well. -Train! Let's go. Take care of the pig, 734 00:58:59,628 --> 00:59:02,628 and I will carry your devil's trunk. 735 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Oh, my Fuhrer! 736 00:59:17,767 --> 00:59:19,746 Stop! 737 00:59:40,006 --> 00:59:41,846 Not! 738 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,946 My... Oh, my Fuhrer! 739 01:00:11,109 --> 01:00:15,438 Well, well, Major. He is in a better place now. 740 01:00:16,197 --> 01:00:19,859 Don't do it. He would like you to continue living. 741 01:00:24,059 --> 01:00:26,059 And so... 742 01:00:26,459 --> 01:00:28,259 It's okay. 743 01:00:31,005 --> 01:00:33,352 You are much better now, aren't you? 744 01:00:43,871 --> 01:00:46,522 We are lucky. There is no one at home. 745 01:00:55,536 --> 01:01:01,089 I can't do it anymore. I'm exhausted. I'm sorry that you talked me into running away. 746 01:01:01,445 --> 01:01:07,253 I've been on the move for two days now. I've had enough of this bullshit! 747 01:01:07,421 --> 01:01:13,712 She was so beautiful and chubby. She had is so perfectly twisted and "tight tails". 748 01:01:13,718 --> 01:01:15,736 Who is that? Your girlfriend in America? 749 01:01:15,836 --> 01:01:17,858 No, that pig. 750 01:01:20,318 --> 01:01:22,565 This is too much for me. 751 01:01:22,753 --> 01:01:27,000 Cars, officers, pigs and soldiers. I don't want to see them again for the rest of my life. 752 01:01:27,005 --> 01:01:29,376 As if it wasn't hard enough for me! 753 01:01:29,427 --> 01:01:32,513 Do you know who I blame for all this? A young lady. 754 01:01:32,518 --> 01:01:34,416 Her name is Rita. 755 01:01:34,499 --> 01:01:38,677 She may be small, but that's not it prevents people from getting into big trouble. 756 01:01:38,678 --> 01:01:41,112 How are you? make fun of someone's growth? 757 01:01:41,212 --> 01:01:44,012 And I considered you d�entlemen, professor! 758 01:01:44,112 --> 01:01:47,705 When everyone made fun of you for of your theories, I was with you 759 01:01:47,805 --> 01:01:49,705 and gave you a free room. 760 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,695 You regret not staying in Florence, 761 01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:56,562 but you forget that they are invitations wanted to take over your work. 762 01:01:56,567 --> 01:01:59,840 Maybe you don't care who I would use your invention, but I don't! 763 01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:01,740 You want us to surrender to Vogel? 764 01:02:02,402 --> 01:02:04,394 Professor? 765 01:02:22,096 --> 01:02:24,459 Captain Vogel! - Yes, Major? 766 01:02:24,641 --> 01:02:26,821 My patience has come to an end. 767 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:31,566 Catch those pigs within 24 hours or... 768 01:02:31,756 --> 01:02:35,627 Do you know what will happen if you fail? - Yes, yes. You will send me to the Russian front. 769 01:02:35,647 --> 01:02:38,679 That! -That. -And in the first rows! - Oh, she... 770 01:02:39,783 --> 01:02:43,287 Do you know how much the average soldier live there? 771 01:02:43,292 --> 01:02:46,137 Is it, Captain Vogel?! 772 01:02:46,142 --> 01:02:50,698 I don't know, Major. About 80 or 90 days. - Two, dear satini�e. 773 01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:53,345 How much? - Two, dear captain. 774 01:02:53,474 --> 01:02:55,609 That's not much. 775 01:02:56,364 --> 01:03:01,837 Don't worry! I won't mess around anymore. I'll catch them by noon tomorrow! 776 01:03:01,842 --> 01:03:05,606 But I need a little help for that. - Say it. 777 01:03:05,887 --> 01:03:10,722 I would love to help... Help from the air! 778 01:03:16,264 --> 01:03:20,996 Junkers W 33. I know what he's looking for. 779 01:03:21,344 --> 01:03:24,912 what? - Us, little one. 780 01:03:39,178 --> 01:03:43,726 We are too easy a target this way. It would be best if we split up. 781 01:03:44,499 --> 01:03:46,783 Well, good luck to you. - Yes, good luck to you too. 782 01:03:49,395 --> 01:03:53,594 Hey, professor! And what about me? 783 01:03:53,795 --> 01:03:56,980 They couldn't wait to get rid of me. What are you doing now, poor alone? 784 01:03:57,107 --> 01:04:00,449 I don't need you! I don't need it help from an imaginary professor, nor 785 01:04:00,454 --> 01:04:03,000 some American there. 786 01:04:06,074 --> 01:04:09,882 And that's thanks to me. They didn't even say goodbye to me. 787 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,282 Hey! 788 01:04:20,059 --> 01:04:22,058 What is he doing? 789 01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:25,918 What is he doing here? I thought it would come with me. - Do you want me to go with you? 790 01:04:25,923 --> 01:04:27,631 Yes, the highest in the world. 791 01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:30,454 Come on, let's go. Give me your hand. Come on bro! 792 01:04:33,354 --> 01:04:35,354 Can it? -That. 793 01:04:46,192 --> 01:04:50,251 Good luck bro! The mill is 10 kilometers away, in that direction. 794 01:04:50,256 --> 01:04:52,584 The Lord is with you. - Thank you. 795 01:04:52,825 --> 01:04:54,611 Peter... - What? 796 01:04:54,616 --> 01:04:59,083 I am a priest, but I am not stupid. What's that there? -Where? 797 01:04:59,183 --> 01:05:02,783 This? She seemed sick to me. Wanted to take her to the vet myself, but it looks like 798 01:05:02,837 --> 01:05:09,073 that I forgot about her so she was crying. - And this? - How did it get here? 799 01:05:09,173 --> 01:05:11,873 Okay, keep it. 800 01:05:12,118 --> 01:05:15,839 Oh, thank you. as soon as the war ends, I will catch a hundred pheasants for you. 801 01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:38,678 Father, the temptations are hunting us! Please help us. 802 01:05:38,830 --> 01:05:42,192 But aren't you... - No, we aren't Germans. It's just a cover for us. 803 01:05:42,277 --> 01:05:46,319 I am a very exhausted girl. - Want me to help you? 804 01:05:46,489 --> 01:05:49,982 You stole an officer's uniform? God, they're going to shoot you! 805 01:05:51,404 --> 01:05:54,392 Where should I hide you? He will search all the houses! 806 01:05:54,567 --> 01:05:59,341 See how close they are. For two minutes, he'll be here. Come on, let's go. 807 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,147 Hurry up! - On the move again. 808 01:06:03,424 --> 01:06:09,017 The pilot reported that they were in this area. Open your eyes wide. 809 01:06:09,217 --> 01:06:11,217 We have to catch them today! 810 01:06:11,447 --> 01:06:14,661 The Germans are coming! - the invitations are here! 811 01:06:15,390 --> 01:06:17,129 Stop! 812 01:06:17,409 --> 01:06:22,004 I said stop, Fritz! Everyone out of the vehicle! 813 01:06:22,009 --> 01:06:27,674 You are looking for three fugitives in officer's uniforms. I guess you know how to count to three. Come on! 814 01:06:27,799 --> 01:06:30,836 Fritz, do you hear this? Organ. 815 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:51,739 Does Marija Bjegunac take Amarilda Prof. 816 01:06:51,744 --> 01:06:53,733 for your husband? 817 01:06:54,013 --> 01:06:55,708 That! 818 01:06:57,554 --> 01:07:04,762 And you, Amarildo Profa, are you taking it? Mariju Bjegunac for his wife? 819 01:07:04,767 --> 01:07:08,222 If you take it, say "Yes". 820 01:07:20,188 --> 01:07:22,505 Say it or we've gone too far. 821 01:07:23,603 --> 01:07:25,535 N... Yes! 822 01:07:25,896 --> 01:07:28,085 I pronounce you husband and wife. 823 01:07:28,090 --> 01:07:32,535 In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 824 01:07:33,135 --> 01:07:35,135 Amen. 825 01:07:37,751 --> 01:07:40,147 Come on bro! Hurry up! 826 01:07:40,267 --> 01:07:43,018 Let me help you. Hop! 827 01:07:43,179 --> 01:07:47,309 Thank you, Don Sabatino. - Nothing, nothing. - Where should we leave your donkey? 828 01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:52,281 Hold him. They wanted to anyway make salami from it. -All right. 829 01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:55,043 Thank you again. - Nothing, nothing. -Goodbye. 830 01:08:04,382 --> 01:08:07,165 Rita! Rita! Rita!? 831 01:08:07,512 --> 01:08:10,064 Yes, I want more. - what?! 832 01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:14,363 Rita! We have arrived. 833 01:08:14,427 --> 01:08:16,149 Ha? - Look! 834 01:08:37,669 --> 01:08:39,583 I'm the first. 835 01:08:40,794 --> 01:08:42,884 Pass me the suitcase. 836 01:08:49,351 --> 01:08:51,696 You are stealing from the priest. You will end up in hell! 837 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:56,188 We don't steal. We don't steal we're just borrowing, Father. 838 01:08:59,007 --> 01:09:01,136 Pass it to me. 839 01:09:04,164 --> 01:09:07,052 Come. Come on, you little bunny! 840 01:09:07,071 --> 01:09:08,697 Now sing. 841 01:09:08,817 --> 01:09:12,172 Pasta, pasta, pasta... 842 01:09:14,992 --> 01:09:19,000 It must be a sign of recognition. Come on, everyone together! Three, four! 843 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,900 Pasta, pasta, pasta... 844 01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:26,462 That must be the answer. Let's go. - Yes, let's go. 845 01:09:33,262 --> 01:09:35,000 Watch out! 846 01:09:50,247 --> 01:09:52,352 Well done, professor! 847 01:09:52,485 --> 01:09:56,615 Bravo! You are full of surprises! - It's the fault of the post office. I ordered a book about iodine, and it was delivered 848 01:09:56,735 --> 01:09:59,367 gave me a book about God. Watch out! 849 01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:03,067 Let me go! Professor! 850 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:06,941 Now I wish we were you brought that gun, didn't you? 851 01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:11,725 I don't like killing. See you later, my friend. 852 01:10:11,925 --> 01:10:13,625 Mother of God. 853 01:10:13,832 --> 01:10:16,869 To get out of here, we need explosives. 854 01:10:17,059 --> 01:10:20,465 I wish we had nitroglycerin. 855 01:10:20,585 --> 01:10:25,024 If we multiply X by Y and divide by Z... - Now they are going to shoot us. 856 01:10:25,129 --> 01:10:27,913 I don't think they will shoot us. - No? 857 01:10:27,980 --> 01:10:30,476 They will hang us! 858 01:10:32,197 --> 01:10:33,398 Captain Vogel! 859 01:10:34,478 --> 01:10:36,951 It's noon now. - Skip lunch, thanks. 860 01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:39,363 Time is up! 861 01:10:39,559 --> 01:10:43,340 And, that... Yes, yes. - Did you catch the saboteurs? 862 01:10:43,718 --> 01:10:46,775 Not. - Why are you packing? - I am preparing for the Russian front. 863 01:10:46,953 --> 01:10:49,809 You can't go there. The Russian front no longer exists. 864 01:10:49,929 --> 01:10:52,526 Hooray! - Just for a moment, of course. -Of course. 865 01:10:52,642 --> 01:10:56,715 What will you do with me then? -Sent to report about you directly to Berlin. 866 01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:59,760 Nice. - To Berlin! - Yes, to Berlin. 867 01:10:59,896 --> 01:11:03,159 To Berlin?! - In his career he sent alone 122 reports to Berlin. 868 01:11:03,279 --> 01:11:06,917 I understand, I understand... And how did they react to them? 869 01:11:07,037 --> 01:11:10,906 122 hangings. And that publicly, Captain Vogel! 870 01:11:11,670 --> 01:11:14,565 Maybe there is a way so that you don't get fat. 871 01:11:14,803 --> 01:11:16,815 Thank you, Major. 872 01:11:17,005 --> 01:11:19,606 Tell me, what do I have to do? - What? 873 01:11:22,454 --> 01:11:24,300 And that... - No! 874 01:11:24,305 --> 01:11:26,029 Not? -Not! 875 01:11:26,729 --> 01:11:28,829 Not that low. A little more. 876 01:11:28,878 --> 01:11:31,752 Like this. Die like a real soldier! 877 01:11:32,041 --> 01:11:33,590 USA? -That! 878 01:11:33,695 --> 01:11:35,302 That? -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 879 01:11:35,513 --> 01:11:37,394 That. - Yes, yes, yes! That! 880 01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:41,022 Before I open my head, I would like to ask you for one last wish. 881 01:11:41,027 --> 01:11:44,274 Do you want a cigarette? - I don't smoke. I want to talk to the priest. 882 01:11:44,456 --> 01:11:46,195 Is it?! -That. 883 01:11:46,314 --> 01:11:49,852 So you are a Viennese Catholic violinist! 884 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,964 Not! Pianist! You know that very well. 885 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,000 So! 886 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,200 Well... 887 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:05,114 Some people are really mean. 888 01:12:09,403 --> 01:12:12,372 Bring the priest for Captain Vogel. 889 01:12:12,377 --> 01:12:15,640 Did you understand? All right. And now read. 890 01:12:17,269 --> 01:12:20,992 Where will we find a priest? - We have one in the basement. 891 01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:24,392 The one we caught in the old mill. I'm going to get him. - Yes, come on. 892 01:12:24,517 --> 01:12:26,798 I admit, this is all my fault. 893 01:12:26,996 --> 01:12:30,153 This would never happen, that I'm not obsessed with the same thing. 894 01:12:30,214 --> 01:12:33,115 What the hell! I'm alone had to touch that devilish nitrogen! 895 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,217 Nitroglycerin! - Come on, shut up. 896 01:12:36,235 --> 01:12:40,452 On the other hand, if we hadn't run away, I would never really know you. 897 01:12:40,778 --> 01:12:45,112 Rita, will she hear what I think? - What? 898 01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:50,545 It's not your fault. It's my fault, because I left the nitroglycerin on the table. 899 01:12:50,682 --> 01:12:55,571 For God's sake, who cares about that?! In half an hour we will be hanging like sausages. 900 01:12:55,771 --> 01:12:57,371 Do you understand? 901 01:12:57,563 --> 01:12:59,947 Uh, now I'd like to eat some sausages. 902 01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:05,901 Maybe they'll leave you alone. They don't know that you are not a real priest. 903 01:13:07,461 --> 01:13:09,851 Hey, priest, come! 904 01:13:32,885 --> 01:13:35,097 You have five minutes. 905 01:13:38,576 --> 01:13:42,550 Father! Father, before night I play head, I would like to confess. 906 01:13:42,555 --> 01:13:45,688 I would hate to end up in hell. - It's like I already am. 907 01:13:46,744 --> 01:13:51,167 How please? - Okay, yes What do you have to say to me? 908 01:13:51,464 --> 01:13:54,272 Nothing in particular, Father. - I'm listening. 909 01:13:54,277 --> 01:14:01,135 I was harsh towards some people. But I didn't kill anyone! 910 01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:04,340 Continue. - I hate SS. 911 01:14:04,487 --> 01:14:08,343 I hate the army and the uniform. It's for greedy idealists. 912 01:14:08,348 --> 01:14:13,021 And I'm not an idealist. I'm a pianist. And I'm not German, I'm from Vienna. 913 01:14:13,098 --> 01:14:16,500 Prater Park! Danube! Waltz! On the beautiful blue Danube! 914 01:14:22,218 --> 01:14:26,909 If you haven't killed anyone, then why do you want to blow your head? 915 01:14:27,059 --> 01:14:30,265 If you asked me, I would still live a hundred years, but that mad major, 916 01:14:30,365 --> 01:14:34,465 he ordered me to shoot myself. - Disobey that order, Captain. 917 01:14:34,565 --> 01:14:37,965 Rather tear through the window. - What did you say? wait a minute... 918 01:14:38,009 --> 01:14:40,074 Have we seen each other before? Well, yes... 919 01:14:40,174 --> 01:14:44,174 You were on the terrace that day Rita's Tavern. - That's right. 920 01:14:44,526 --> 01:14:48,263 Are you here to save me? - And yours, old boy! 921 01:14:48,741 --> 01:14:52,705 See that Junkers W 33 down there? You could tear it with it. 922 01:14:52,873 --> 01:14:55,897 That plane? Can't they see that they are protecting him? 923 01:14:55,902 --> 01:14:59,146 Even if I manage to enter it, I don't know how to manage that limb. 924 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,072 So you need a pilot. - Who are you? 925 01:15:02,077 --> 01:15:06,114 Major Peter Hawks, American pilot. My military number is 796967. 926 01:15:06,314 --> 01:15:08,314 Can we finally go? 927 01:15:08,361 --> 01:15:11,109 Yes, but... - Yes, but what, Captain? 928 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:17,492 If we just peek out, those two soldiers will raise the alarm. 929 01:15:17,497 --> 01:15:21,467 Do you have any other ideas? - Let's kill the laugh! - No, no killing! 930 01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,496 Then there is only one thing left. - What? 931 01:15:24,596 --> 01:15:28,196 Carry out the major's order. 932 01:15:41,559 --> 01:15:45,243 Poor Be�ki violinist! 933 01:16:06,743 --> 01:16:11,443 Stop. Lower the deceased. 934 01:16:13,676 --> 01:16:18,018 What if the wax dripped into my eyes? I could have gone blind. -Shut up! 935 01:16:18,218 --> 01:16:21,018 What kind of man are you? Didn't we say no killing? 936 01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:24,618 They're not dead, they're just sleeping! Listen, I need another uniform. 937 01:16:24,718 --> 01:16:27,218 Where can I get it for you? Ah-ha! 938 01:16:27,271 --> 01:16:28,923 Fritz! - Fritz! 939 01:16:29,123 --> 01:16:32,123 I'm coming! 940 01:16:32,323 --> 01:16:34,223 Fritz! - Yes, yes. 941 01:16:35,526 --> 01:16:37,659 I arrived! 942 01:16:38,517 --> 01:16:40,442 Turn around, please. 943 01:16:41,242 --> 01:16:44,342 Good. Now take off your hat. - what now? 944 01:16:44,442 --> 01:16:46,242 Here you go. 945 01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:52,491 Halo? Hello, Berlin? Heil Hitler! 946 01:16:52,663 --> 01:16:56,779 I'm calling to thank you for the gift. 947 01:16:56,957 --> 01:17:00,393 I haven't driven it yet. I'm watching it right now. White as snow. 948 01:17:00,594 --> 01:17:04,737 It is magnificent! Unique, right? 949 01:17:05,157 --> 01:17:08,530 what? Did you hear that Captain Vogel killed himself? 950 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:12,226 I wonder why too. 951 01:17:13,931 --> 01:17:18,537 Sieg Heil! - Just a moment. 952 01:17:19,129 --> 01:17:21,129 Hail to the Fuhrer! 953 01:17:21,229 --> 01:17:23,229 Sieg Heil! - Sieg Heil! 954 01:17:28,608 --> 01:17:30,484 Alarm! 955 01:17:30,684 --> 01:17:32,984 The Fuhrer is in Berlin! 956 01:17:34,284 --> 01:17:37,284 That Japanese laugh are real shit! 957 01:17:40,523 --> 01:17:42,594 Alarm! 958 01:17:44,471 --> 01:17:47,567 Assassin! Protect me! 959 01:17:50,492 --> 01:17:52,615 Sabotage! 960 01:17:53,115 --> 01:17:55,115 Sabotage! 961 01:17:55,329 --> 01:17:57,982 Professor, pull the fuel lever. 962 01:17:58,938 --> 01:18:03,748 Isn't technology great? One one day we will be able to go into space. - Yes, yes... 963 01:18:07,939 --> 01:18:12,297 Hitler is in Berlin, idiots! It's fake! Shoot! 964 01:18:17,162 --> 01:18:22,350 Everyone in the vehicles! They must not run away from us, okay?! 965 01:18:26,688 --> 01:18:28,842 What are you waiting for?! Take off once more! 966 01:18:28,931 --> 01:18:32,111 I don't have enough space to run. - What are we going to do now? 967 01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:42,681 Hell, we're too old for that! - Shall I jump out? -Not! 968 01:18:42,686 --> 01:18:45,968 Either we will all succeed or We will all die. - That's right! 969 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:49,473 Mine are not that far. There is no other, I will drive it like a car! 970 01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:56,137 What are you waiting for?! Shoot! 971 01:19:00,686 --> 01:19:04,337 Not at me, you idiots! Shoot the plane! 972 01:19:04,437 --> 01:19:06,237 There! 973 01:19:06,354 --> 01:19:08,863 If they hit the fuel tank, it's better that we are gone. 974 01:19:08,974 --> 01:19:11,367 I've had enough of everything! I'm too tired for this! 975 01:19:11,650 --> 01:19:14,296 Rita, hold this. Here is the book. 976 01:19:18,016 --> 01:19:20,513 Just be careful! 977 01:19:42,048 --> 01:19:44,559 How nice. - It's time for a little girl! 978 01:19:44,659 --> 01:19:46,259 Very nice! 979 01:19:46,296 --> 01:19:49,887 Forward! Keep driving! 980 01:19:50,513 --> 01:19:52,653 Hurry up! Hurry up! 981 01:19:52,853 --> 01:19:54,653 Where are they?! 982 01:19:56,770 --> 01:19:59,397 The pig professor created ki�u! 983 01:20:00,413 --> 01:20:02,965 A great invention, there's nothing like it! 984 01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:08,477 Not! Not! 985 01:20:21,677 --> 01:20:23,677 I can't believe it. 986 01:20:24,577 --> 01:20:27,177 My... My new Mercedes was destroyed. 987 01:20:32,777 --> 01:20:35,377 My beautiful Mercedes... 988 01:20:38,211 --> 01:20:41,501 Again in pieces! 989 01:20:41,601 --> 01:20:43,801 I hate this shitty war! 990 01:21:03,334 --> 01:21:05,752 It's the devil's plane! 991 01:21:05,807 --> 01:21:08,424 Alarm! Alarm! German plane! -Where? 992 01:21:11,239 --> 01:21:13,693 No, not in the air. There on the ground. - On the ground? -That. 993 01:21:13,808 --> 01:21:17,318 What the hell? Well, it's Hitler! 994 01:21:18,672 --> 01:21:20,698 That's the end! 995 01:21:23,898 --> 01:21:26,898 K r a j